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Funny Label Fridays: On Dog-Fouling

November 12, 2010

Not technically a label, but here’s a sign that is posted on poles all around our neighborhood:

When I read this sign, I see a line-up of bureaucrats each trying his or her particular tactic to keep the scoundrels in line:


Guilt: Only irresponsible dog owners fail to clean up after their dog.

No-nonsense: Bag it and bin it.

Indignation: You do not have the right to impose on others the filth, inconvenience and illness associated with dog mess.

And last, but not least, the cute approach: “To scoop the poop is not a drag, all you need is a plastic bag.”

For the record, I have yet to see dog-poop on the ground. On the other hand, I’ve seen several instances of horse poop, probably left behind by the mounted police. Go figure.

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